Cursed!

My god, I think that rural retard on the train yesterday must have been a closet warlock or something. As well as his nebulous question about opening a new document, he also asked me how much battery life I get out of my laptop (which I was able to understand and respond to with an affirmative "two hours"). Well bugger me dead if yesterday afternoon, and again this morning, the battery didn't go flat in less than half that time!

So it appears Truck Me is going to have a governer on its progress until I can fix the problem. Anyone know a good exorcist?